Making History
Congratulations to Barack Obama for backing same-sex marriage. With this kind of leadership, America will be the first country in the world to legalize gay marriage.
At Work
“Would you like to do some artwork for the store? We’d pay you of course.”
“Yes.”
“You do murals, right?”
“…..Yes.”
“Okay great.. Why did you hesitate?”
“…Just thinking about all those murals I painted.”
Your Grandmother would cry butterscotch malt tears if she knew the way young people dance currently.
Wrigley Field is a heaping pile of trash in the heart of our beautiful city. It attracts the vermin, if you know what I mean.
Please air lift it to the suburbs.



